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Interests: Def. swimming and coxying (and rowing when i can) and listening to music. I love scary movies. and food. Especially chocolate. I would die without chocolate. And without my friends. I love them all very much. Baking is another interest of mine, mainly desserts. I love helping others. I love reading too. Anyone know a good book?
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Monday, November 13, 2006


Giving to Others
 
This devotional was written by Jim Burns

This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers. If anyone has material possessions and sees his brother in need but has no pity on him, how can the love of God be in him? Dear children, let us not love with words or tongue but with actions and in truth.— I John 3:16-18

A little boy was told by his doctor that he could actually save his sister's life by giving her some blood. The six-year-old girl was near death, a victim of disease from which the boy had made a marvelous recovery two years earlier. Her only chance for restoration was a blood transfusion from someone who had previously conquered the illness. Since the two children had the same rare blood type, the boy was the ideal donor.

"Johnny, would you like to give your blood for Mary?" the doctor asked. The boy hesitated. His lower lip started to tremble. Then he smiled and said, "Sure, Doc. I'll give my blood for my sister."

Soon the two children were wheeled into the operating room-Mary, pale and thin; Johnny, robust and the picture of health. Neither spoke, but when their eyes met, Johnny grinned.

As his blood siphoned into Mary's veins, one could almost see new life come into her tired body. The ordeal was almost over when Johnny's brave little voice broke the silence, "Say, Doc, when do I die?"

It was only then that the doctor realized what the moment of hesitation, the trembling of the lip, had meant earlier. Little Johnny actually thought that in giving his blood to his sister he was giving up his life! And in that brief moment, he had made his great decision!


Thursday, November 02, 2006


A favor to ask, it only takes a minute....
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Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle).
This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/


Sunday, October 08, 2006

How to translate coxswain talk:

Coxie: "I did not eat a donut."

Truth: "I had two. OK, three."

Coxie: "Let it run."

Truth: "I think this is a nice place to stop, don't you?"

Coxie: "Let it run let it run let it run!"

Truth: "Wow, that bridge abutment really snuck up on me."



Coxie: "Bow four, sit up to row"

Truth: "Stern four says they're tired and I'm scared of stroke."
Coxie: "That boat has good set."

Truth: "We don't."


Coxie: "I wonder where that crew's from."

Truth: "They're hot."


Coxie: "Check out those cool blades/boat/unis!"

Truth: "They're hot."


Coxie: "I don't think they're in our race."

Truth: "I hope not, 'cause they'll beat us."


Coxie: "I do so know what lane we're in!"

Truth: "Damn."


Coxie: "I saw it! I was steering precisely."

Truth: "Yes, that was blind luck I didn't hit it."


Coxie: "This is a nice course."

Truth: "Wish I had my pole, to do some trolling."


Coxie: "The goose was suicidal."

Truth: "I steered for it."


Coxie: "Eyes in the boat!"

Truth: "Yeah, they were hot."




Coxies:

Lies your rowers will tell you and what they really mean:

Rower: "The coxbox isn't working....."

Truth: "I unplugged the speaker."



Rower: "The coach said turn around at the bridge."

Truth: "The one 5km downriver."



Rower: "My slide broke."

Truth: "I sawed it before practice."



Rower: "We need a water break here!"

Truth: "There's a hot crew here!"



Rower: "I think I heard thunder."

Truth: "I'm hungry and want to stop rowing."



Rower: "I was admiring their timing!"

Truth: "Fill-in-appropriate-body-part-here."



Winning an argument against a State fan about which school is better is like beating Matt Trannon in a spelling bee.

Or Jeff Smoker in a sobriety contest.

Or a Michigan State clock operator in a job-efficiency competition.

Or Tom Izzo in an "I'm-tall-enough-to-ride-roller-coasters" contest.

Or Mateen Cleaves in a ? nevermind. You get the picture.

I could go on, but the fact is everyone knows the truth already. I go to one of the finest universities in America, both academically and athletically. You, uh, had a good women's hoops team a few years back.

So why should I have to point this out to everyone?

I was raised with sound principles: Don't kick someone while they're down, pick on someone your own size - you know, pretty routine stuff.

Telling Michigan State students they're eventually going to be bagging my groceries is pretty redundant (big word, look it up).

So why should I do it?

Well, because I can. And because it's fun.

You Sparties are like the annoying little sibling who always wants attention. So here you go, here's your attention.

Year after year, students at Michigan State get geared up for this "rivalry." Last time I checked, a series as lopsided as 67-24-3 in favor of one team isn't considered a rivalry. But hey, I know common sense isn't your strongpoint - I'll cut you some slack there.

Maybe I'm just a sick person, but I find it funny to listen to Spartan fans argue why their school is better. But then I find out that some of you're actually serious, and it just makes me sad for humanity.

Let's tackle the usual arguments ?

Our basketball team is better than yours.

Congrats on owning us over a 10-year period. Now you're just 21 games away from tying us in the all-time series. But don't worry, I'm sure Drew Neitzel and Marquis Gray are the second coming of Magic and Mo-Pete. And why do you always seem to leave out other sports in your arguments? Hmhmh. (Michigan has never lost a Challenge Cup to Michigan State, which rewards the best all-around school for sports in a given year.)

Our school has hotter girls.

I hear a couple of them can even read, too. Those are the keepers.

We party so much harder than you guys.

Once we learn how to riot after wins, losses and ties in sporting events, maybe we can enter your league. But until then, I guess we're not worthy. And actually, your habit of charging people for cups at house parties is smart. You guys better make money now, because I doubt that Michigan State diploma is going to do you any good after college.

We farm dem fields bettuh den you guys.

Yes, yes you do. Congrats.

So there you go, you got attention. And hey, if you ignore rankings for sports and academics, ignore our esteemed alumni compared to yours and ignore common sense, then you may have that rivalry you Sparties so desperately desire.

But be careful what you wish for.

Even though I couldn't care less about Michigan State students, the Michigan football players will. When your batteredSparty squad limps into the Big House fresh off a beating from Illinois (!), it will get the attention you crave so much.

But do you really want the attention of an undefeated team that has your number? Do you really want to anger the most storied football program in history?


Sunday, September 17, 2006

MICHIGAN FOOOTBALL!!!

take that! all you irish. 47-21! put that in your pipe and smoke it!

:D



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