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Name: Kristen Metro: Birthday: 2/14/1989 Gender: Female
Interests: Def. swimming and coxying (and rowing when i can) and listening to music. I love scary movies. and food. Especially chocolate. I would die without chocolate. And without my friends. I love them all very much. Baking is another interest of mine, mainly desserts. I love helping others. I love reading too. Anyone know a good book? Expertise: Occupation: Student Industry: Education/Research
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Member Since:
12/11/2004
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Giving to Others This devotional was
written by Jim Burns
This
is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us.
And we ought to lay down our lives for
our brothers. If anyone has material possessions and sees his brother
in need but has no pity on him, how can the love of God be in him? Dear
children, let us not love with words or tongue but with actions and in
truth.— I John 3:16-18
A little boy was told by his doctor that he could
actually save his sister's life by giving her some
blood. The six-year-old girl was near death, a victim of disease from
which the boy had made a marvelous recovery two years earlier. Her only
chance
for restoration was a blood transfusion from someone who had previously
conquered the illness. Since the two children had the same rare blood
type,
the boy was the ideal donor.
"Johnny, would you like to give your blood for Mary?" the doctor asked. The boy hesitated. His lower lip started
to tremble. Then he smiled and said, "Sure, Doc. I'll give my blood for my sister."
Soon the two children were wheeled into the operating
room-Mary, pale and thin; Johnny, robust and the picture of health. Neither spoke, but when their eyes met, Johnny grinned.
As
his blood
siphoned into Mary's veins, one could almost see new life come into her
tired body. The ordeal was almost over when Johnny's brave little voice
broke
the silence, "Say, Doc, when do I die?"
It was only then that
the doctor realized what the moment of hesitation, the trembling of the
lip, had
meant earlier. Little Johnny actually thought that in giving his blood
to his sister he was giving up his life! And in that brief moment, he
had made
his great decision!

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A favor to ask, it only
takes a minute....
*I * 6 *Y
Please tell ten friends to
tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people
to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free
mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go
to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink
window in the middle).
This doesn't cost you a
thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to
donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it
along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ | | |
| How to translate coxswain talk:
Coxie: "I did not eat a donut."
Truth: "I had two. OK, three."
Coxie: "Let it run."
Truth: "I think this is a nice place to stop, don't you?"
Coxie: "Let it run let it run let it run!"
Truth: "Wow, that bridge abutment really snuck up on me."
Coxie: "Bow four, sit up to row"
Truth: "Stern four says they're tired and I'm scared of stroke."
Coxie: "That boat has good set."
Truth: "We don't."
Coxie: "I wonder where that crew's from."
Truth: "They're hot."
Coxie: "Check out those cool blades/boat/unis!"
Truth: "They're hot."
Coxie: "I don't think they're in our race."
Truth: "I hope not, 'cause they'll beat us."
Coxie: "I do so know what lane we're in!"
Truth: "Damn."
Coxie: "I saw it! I was steering precisely."
Truth: "Yes, that was blind luck I didn't hit it."
Coxie: "This is a nice course."
Truth: "Wish I had my pole, to do some trolling."
Coxie: "The goose was suicidal."
Truth: "I steered for it."
Coxie: "Eyes in the boat!"
Truth: "Yeah, they were hot."
Coxies:
Lies your rowers will tell you and what they really mean:
Rower: "The coxbox isn't working....."
Truth: "I unplugged the speaker."
Rower: "The coach said turn around at the bridge."
Truth: "The one 5km downriver."
Rower: "My slide broke."
Truth: "I sawed it before practice."
Rower: "We need a water break here!"
Truth: "There's a hot crew here!"
Rower: "I think I heard thunder."
Truth: "I'm hungry and want to stop rowing."
Rower: "I was admiring their timing!"
Truth: "Fill-in-appropriate-body-part-here." | | |
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Winning an argument against a State fan about which school is better is like beating Matt Trannon in a spelling bee.
Or Jeff Smoker in a sobriety contest.
Or a Michigan State clock operator in a job-efficiency competition.
Or Tom Izzo in an "I'm-tall-enough-to-ride-roller-coasters" contest.
Or Mateen Cleaves in a ? nevermind. You get the picture.
I could go on, but the fact is everyone knows the truth already. I go
to one of the finest universities in America, both academically and
athletically. You, uh, had a good women's hoops team a few years back.
So why should I have to point this out to everyone?
I was raised with sound principles: Don't kick someone while they're
down, pick on someone your own size - you know, pretty routine stuff.
Telling Michigan State students they're eventually going to be bagging my groceries is pretty redundant (big word, look it up).
So why should I do it?
Well, because I can. And because it's fun.
You Sparties are like the annoying little sibling who always wants attention. So here you go, here's your attention.
Year after year, students at Michigan State get geared up for this
"rivalry." Last time I checked, a series as lopsided as 67-24-3 in
favor of one team isn't considered a rivalry. But hey, I know common
sense isn't your strongpoint - I'll cut you some slack there.
Maybe I'm just a sick person, but I find it funny to listen to Spartan
fans argue why their school is better. But then I find out that some of
you're actually serious, and it just makes me sad for humanity.
Let's tackle the usual arguments ?
Our basketball team is better than yours.
Congrats on owning us over a 10-year period. Now you're just 21 games
away from tying us in the all-time series. But don't worry, I'm sure
Drew Neitzel and Marquis Gray are the second coming of Magic and
Mo-Pete. And why do you always seem to leave out other sports in your
arguments? Hmhmh. (Michigan has never lost a Challenge Cup to Michigan
State, which rewards the best all-around school for sports in a given
year.)
Our school has hotter girls.
I hear a couple of them can even read, too. Those are the keepers.
We party so much harder than you guys.
Once we learn how to riot after wins, losses and ties in sporting
events, maybe we can enter your league. But until then, I guess we're
not worthy. And actually, your habit of charging people for cups at
house parties is smart. You guys better make money now, because I doubt
that Michigan State diploma is going to do you any good after college.
We farm dem fields bettuh den you guys.
Yes, yes you do. Congrats.
So there you go, you got attention. And hey, if you ignore rankings for
sports and academics, ignore our esteemed alumni compared to yours and
ignore common sense, then you may have that rivalry you Sparties so
desperately desire.
But be careful what you wish for.
Even though I couldn't care less about Michigan State students, the
Michigan football players will. When your batteredSparty squad limps
into the Big House fresh off a beating from Illinois (!), it will get
the attention you crave so much.
But do you really want the attention of an undefeated team that has
your number? Do you really want to anger the most storied football
program in history? | | |
| MICHIGAN FOOOTBALL!!!
take that! all you irish. 47-21! put that in your pipe and smoke it!
:D
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